Right....

Im goin on holiday to KARDEMENA in KOS on the 23rd of august. Anyone bin i just wanna know the ins and outs ups nd downs, rounds and rounds. so let me know bitches.

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Well guys its bin a while so here we go...

Well ive bin at pineapple for about 2 months now and im loving it, everythings going really well weve got our show coming up in 3 weeks at the bridlewell theatre just off fleet street, and the theme of the show is "ROYALTY ROCKS" so its based on the music of, QUEEN, PRINCE, and ELVIS (the king) it is actually gonna be quite a good show.

Im dancing to :
Queen - One Vision
Elvis - Little less conversation

And Im singing to:
Prince - Kiss
Prince - 1999
queen - show must go on

So ive actually got quite a bit to do, so thats good, but if anyone wants to cum see it let me know, not just because of me but because its gonna be a really good show. Theres no one on the go but when has there ever bin, songs goin really well one more session with my producer and its ready to be sent to companys. Think thats about it really, if anything else comes up i will let you know.

Ross ;-)
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WEll ppl i started pineapple on sunday and it was brilliant had a really good day, after pineapple me james nd hannah met up with james matthews nd went to fire nd stone which was a delight thank you james for making me aware of this fine fine establishment, i will be wanting a loyalty card next. then hannah went nd me james nd james went to soho.
On the way to soho we walked past the ivy and there was a cab that pulled up and james m made a joke and sed "oh look at the non famous ones", and at a closer look i saw it was michael barrymore, james nd james didnt believe me so i sed well go and look and it was. But bless james matthews as he isnt exposed to celebrities that much, which is why i sed "see i told ya" and he started jumping and saying "i saw michael barrymore", bless him.
So anyway back to soho and firstly to the village, which was ok but we were gettin chatted up by these two blokes bless them who wasnt really all that, BUT not only did they kepp feeling james m's nipples but the other small balding one poured cocktail down my back , i actually went mad , the fucker. but it didnt stain fank fuck nd then they went. Then we went to the friendly society which was some secret hole in the wall, nah it was actually nice, in there had a few bottles of wine, apparently i did sumthing really stupid involving something white in the toilets but i dont think i did.
anyway after that we went to the yard which was nice and communed, lost james m in the toilets sumwhere with sum random. dont ask. then after that i sed lets go shadow lounge so we did, nd they sed pay 10 pounds, i sed no nd slid past the bouncers nd into shadow lounge without paying, nd i just waited and waited for james and james to come, nd they never did. so i went back up nd could see them both queing for madame jojos. so i called em over but the bouncer wouldnt let them in he would only let me in for sum fuck reason, so then i dont remember but next thing i know me and my james are quing for madame jojos nd the bouncers like, "its 5 pound to get in." nd im like no, so we went out nd then slid past this bouncer nd into madame jojos ,the bouncer none the wiser. I swear ppl it works not only shadow lounge but madame jojos aswell.

then couldnt find james m,then he texted me nd sed hes in shadow, so went over there and the bouncer thought i had a membership card and let me in but wouldnt let my james in coz he was still in his tracksuit, so i txted james m loadsa times but he didnt answer, so we had to go. i hope hes alrite, im sure he went bk to sum rich mans house so its all good. so thats my sunday, what a random day.

Bless your children
heres to next sunday

Ross
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let you all know, got a perosnalised numberplate, T2OSS C it makes ross c when i knock the t and 2 together. And i also got fast trcked for the 8 month waiting list for pineapple dance studios and start next sunday

JOy to the wrld, so james matthews, bust it down covent garden 1 sunday with 1 of ur many rich friends and we'll do soho.
and that invite is for anyone that doesent use the word discharge and is moderately good looking

bless you
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AS i got to lakeside today i got out of the car and stepped in what i could make out as a DEAD BIRD which was joyful, after stepping in the dead bird i walked down the fire escape to go into work, little did i know that i still had a bit of the DEAD BIRD on my shoe and i slipped down 7 steps nd hurt my foot, SO I CALLED CLAIMS DIRECT!!!... no anyway so after falling over i went into work and to my counter, after about 20 minutes we could smell sumink really disgusting, little did i know that i STILL HAD A BIT OF THE DEAD BIRD on my shoe, after removing it with a foundation brush, and disposing of the brush in the bin i carried on with my daily duties. Later on today i had an ex manager come in from river island who i used to work for and she was a bitch, funnily enough she asked for some foundation, " sit down" i sed so she did, bless her, well whilst she rummaged through some colours, i got the dead bird foundation brush and began to apply foundation/dead bird to her face, she was none the wiser.

when theres 3 lows, thers always 1 fucking brilliant high

joy to the world,
bless you,
and your family's
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Welcome back to my life ppl. Its been nearly a year since i spoke to you all befor but its now about time i informed you of my life, that has dramatically changed since the last time i posted on here.

1. I now work for BENEFIT COSMETICS as an assistant manager in debenehams in lakeside and im doing really well and love working there. Its brilliant.

2. I finished my first song and am working on the next one, still waiting for the right time to send off the finished tracks to companies.

3. Bin asked to perform my songs @ Colors in basildon which is good, although it aint
g-a-y its a start, and bin rehearsin for that.

4. look totally different as im now 6ft 4 with dark brown longish hair and benefited up face, so am lookin ok-ish nowadays, better than b4 anyway.

5. And finally am still single and still lookin for mr right, but who knows, love comes to you when you least expect it, so for fucks sake hurry up.

So thats the beautiful world of me as it currently stands. So u bitches and mofos better post comments and say hello coz otherwise this man will hunt u down and kick ur ass mother fuckers.

spk to you all VERY soon,

Ross x

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No matter how much sucess i have, no matter how many friends i have, nothing will ever compare to the loss of a love, and having ur heratbroken. I am. heartbroken.

Things are now falling into place, bit by bit.
Im even a better person, i dont need to lie, or put on an act all that i want is happening, finally.

U know what i aint got a boyfriend, but im gettin more confident, ive got wht ive got looks wise, so ive gtta deal with it, but soon i will have what not alot of people have, STATUS.

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